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You have wandered into the realms

Here's a photo you can choose either to see or not to see. It's me in Russia with one of these silly Russian flying helmets and a parachute.
Do NOT click here if you value your sanity!

And if that didn't have you laughing, have a listen to
me speaking Martian
. (aka Yugbug)

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